Friday, June 17, 2005

Ayman Al-Zawahiri Urges Those Already Killing People To Kill People

Ayman Al-Zawahiri, shown here in this file photo,
is credited with formulating the greatest surprise attack
yet visited upon American forces: killing.

Al-Qaeda’s #2 man and deputy to Osama Bin Laden, Ayman Al-Zawahiri, urged Muslim extremists already engaged in the wholesale slaughtering of innocents, to kill people.

"We are of course alarmed by this climactic shift in policy," said one senior Pentagon spokesperson. "Now these people have lowered themselves to the reprehensible and senseless level of killing more people."

Most analysts agree that tenacious Muslim adherents bent on killing more people could result in the death of people as well.

"One thing is for certain," said one analyst. "It takes the sheer intelligence of a cognitive genius to pull this off. Taking those of your people already engaged in the killing process, and asking them to engage in the process of killing others--brilliant!"

Others fear that the United States has been outflanked yet again, blindsided with what is being referred to as the "killing tactic."

"The American brain is no match for these people," said one observer. "That is why sheer military prowess is our only hope against these geniuses

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