Area Toddler To Host 'Open Toilet'
Northern California--3 1/2 year-old Clara G., of Northern California, will be hosting an Open Toilet from 3:00 PM to 3:30 PM, weekdays. The title of the works are tentatively titled My Poop, and How Big It Is, Daddy.Come prepared for a short, yet pointed discussion on the origins of the poop, how flushing may trump the biodegradable process, and the sheer importance of public viewings with regard to these events.
There is no cover charge.
posted by Doofus @ 9:06 AM
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