Come To Think Of It North Korea, Attacking Hawaii Is A Brilliant Idea
As the premier country in the orient, I stand in awe of the sheer tactical genius you asians can conjure when it comes to rattling the international saber. I know we would have never thought of using Hawaii as a geographical sucker punch. America better be ready to "tap out" before the fight even begins. You turkeys!
Ever thought of flying a plane into the Pentagon? They'd never see that one coming, either.
I understand that the Americans are prepared to use Elvis' gold records as a sort of human shield preventative, except the records aren't human--kind of like how you view your human shields.
Anyway. Keep it up with the whole Hawaii gambit. It's a blast.