Israel, Palestinians Declare Cease-FireGives Israel time to repopulate cafes, schools for future suicide attacks
West Bank--The Israelis and Palestinians agreed to a cease fire this afternoon, providing the Israelis ample time to place more civilians in place for attacks by Hamas as well as the occasional maverick suicide bomber.
"We of Hamas, will honor this cease fire," said the organization in a written statement. "It is far more econmically feasible for us to detonate our bombs when the schools are full to overflowing."
Palestinian officials expressed optimism that "more jews can be killed with fewer attacks."
Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, said that he was "cautiously optimistic," about the process that he expected to be vaporizing inner circle terrorists "any time soon."