Holocaust Denier Claims Israel Acting Like Guy Who Didn't Perpetrate Holocaust
Ahmadinejad: Israel just like evil man who didn't kill any Jews.
Tehran--Even as Israel continues to respond to the terrorists who would destroy them, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad compares the country's overt military response to the "response that never was perpetrated by Hitler."
"You sniveling Jews are acting just like the guy who didn't do anything to you," he said. "Try to counter that one, infidels."
Ahmadinejad also went on to compare Israel to a noted rampaging Texan with a chainsaw, Freddy Kreuger, The Yeti, El Chubacabra, and Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
"Israel is definitely confronted with people who speak truth to their power," said one observer. "And Ahmadinejad's got what it takes to stand up to the Man."
Political pundits around the world say that Israel's standing in the world is in "Significant danger within the court of public opinion," as long as ascerbic and astute observations are broadcast by people with rhetorical gifts as finely honed as Ahmadinejad's.
"They can only hope he has some bad days in front of him," he said. "Because comparisons to the non-existent Bolshevik slaughters are probably sitting on his mental back-burner, even as we speak."
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