Because The French Deserve ItI thought I'd just go ahead and link an archival boiling-down of all my joyous French-bashing. I love knocking them almost as much as I like knocking Islamic squirrel-baits:
France Unveils "Easier-to-Hit" Super Plane
France Issues Premptive Surrender As German Jobless Rate Hits 12.6%
France Loses Bid To Host Next Tour De France
France Passes Emergency Mandatory Turban Law
Chirac Turns Up Heat By Banning Rioters From French Airspace
Enjoy them if you have not yead plodded that far back in the archives.
Yeah, I know. I wouldn't bother, either.