Proof That All The Wrong Kennedy's Get KilledIf evolution were true, then literary Darwinism would do us a favor here.
Mr. Kennedy would have you believe that Haley Barbour's role in defeating the Kyoto confab is responsible for the flooding, not the logisically absurd decision to build a city nine feet below sea level.
What an inbred.
Please, read the comments by all the Hyannis-Port suck-ups.
I understand that this progenic dungheap would issue a retraction, but he's most likely indisposed, looting a children's hospital in New Orleans.
UPDATE: Brilliant reader, Jeff, posts the following comment:
"You must understand of course the absolute moral authority held by the Kennedys to discuss anything that is 9 feet below sea level."
That--I did not see coming. Out of the park. Just for that, I've written this little bit over at Huffington's Toast.