Sunday, August 21, 2005

Saddam Calls For All Arabs To Be Found Cowering In Hole

Dubai, United States Emirates--Former Iraqi dictator, Saddam Hussein said that he is "prepared to sacrifice his soul" for the Arab cause, and called for other Arabs to "follow his lead," by hiding like a little girl in a spider hole, giving up without a fight.

"I am the Tiger of the Tigris," he said defiantly. "And when you cower, cower like me, and don't forget to wet yourself."

Hussein noted that a death sentence at the hands of the Iraqi government would "be the glove, with America being the hand in that glove." He then built a makeshift shrine to himself and surrendered to a nearby bailiff.

"Crush me down, and you only make me smaller," he said.

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