Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Wal Mart To Rollback Prices On Ultralights

LITTLE ROCK, Ark—Citing a "sudden and precipitous drop" in demand for one-man ultra light aircraft, Wal Mart stores nationwide are including the self-assembled apparatus into their Rollback price delineation program.

"In this business, one must be very aware of the consumer indexes," said one Wal Mart spokesperson. "We had our eyes on this rather unorthodox area of the market—and for some reason—our analysts were alerted to a sudden, unexplainable volatility in this area. We've bet the ranch on this, and we'll just have to wait and see."

The light, gas-powered fabric-winged experimental aircraft are expected to "practically throw themselves into the checkout line," according to market analysts of consumer goods.

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