Thinking About Writing Something Again
But while I'm in here, is anybody here a paid member of reunion. com?
Need your help if you are . . .
Kerry Will Deny Saying This
If Bush decides to take out Iran's proliferating sites.
I'm calling the flip-flop before it happens.
ABC News Declares FOX News Dead, All Other Media Outlets Alive
Washington--In an 11th-hour glimmer of hope for the American people, ABC News
has declared "irrefutable and multiple" sourcing that corroborates earlier media suspicions that FOX News
is the lone decedant, in the recent collapse of major truth-mining operations.
"We have confirmed that all sentient news-gathering organs--with the FOX expiration being the lone outlier--are alive, breathing and suffering no left-side paralysis," said one unnamed source. "Thisis good news, no matter how you look at it."
Insiders at The New York Times
were said to be already popping champagne corks.
"Sure, it's hard to lose anyone
," said one editor at the Times
. "But really, this 'wound' will cauterize itself, as we close ranks around that . . . that, that really big audience."
Marion Barry Robbed By Aspiring DC Mayors
"Would not accept crack in lieu of cash," he says
This is your chance. Fill in the story, because I just don't have the motivation to do so myself. I am having too much fun being away from this blasted computer, not watching the news, and playing my new Fender Stratocaster.
By the way, my seeing that Marion Barry was robbed was a pure accident.
Do yourself a favor. Go on a news fast for a month, and see if your life doesn't improve.The Therapist