Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Thinking About Writing Something Again

But while I'm in here, is anybody here a paid member of reunion. com?

Need your help if you are . . .

posted by Doofus @ 11:01 AM |

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Kerry Will Deny Saying This

If Bush decides to take out Iran's proliferating sites.

I'm calling the flip-flop before it happens.

posted by Doofus @ 9:10 AM |

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

ABC News Declares FOX News Dead, All Other Media Outlets Alive

Washington--In an 11th-hour glimmer of hope for the American people, ABC News has declared "irrefutable and multiple" sourcing that corroborates earlier media suspicions that FOX News is the lone decedant, in the recent collapse of major truth-mining operations.

"We have confirmed that all sentient news-gathering organs--with the FOX expiration being the lone outlier--are alive, breathing and suffering no left-side paralysis," said one unnamed source. "Thisis good news, no matter how you look at it."

Insiders at The New York Times were said to be already popping champagne corks.

"Sure, it's hard to lose anyone," said one editor at the Times. "But really, this 'wound' will cauterize itself, as we close ranks around that . . . that, that really big audience."

posted by Doofus @ 9:48 AM |

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Marion Barry Robbed By Aspiring DC Mayors

"Would not accept crack in lieu of cash," he says
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This is your chance. Fill in the story, because I just don't have the motivation to do so myself. I am having too much fun being away from this blasted computer, not watching the news, and playing my new Fender Stratocaster.

By the way, my seeing that Marion Barry was robbed was a pure accident.

Do yourself a favor. Go on a news fast for a month, and see if your life doesn't improve.

The Therapist

posted by Doofus @ 1:05 PM |




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