Marion Barry Robbed By Aspiring DC Mayors"Would not accept crack in lieu of cash," he says
This is your chance. Fill in the story, because I just don't have the motivation to do so myself. I am having too much fun being away from this blasted computer, not watching the news, and playing my new Fender Stratocaster.
By the way, my seeing that Marion Barry was robbed was a pure accident.
Do yourself a favor. Go on a news fast for a month, and see if your life doesn't improve.