Sunday, August 14, 2005

Howard Dean Suing Cindy Sheehan For Plagarism

Says "Israel out of Palestine" tirade a proprietary encroachment on DNC

Washington—Saying he is attempting to "stop an ideological hemorrhage," DNC Chairman Howard Dean is suing grieving war mother, Cindy Sheehan, for "overt appropriation" of their primary platform.

Sheehan, who is camped outside Bush's Crawford, Texas ranch, has demanded that not only Israel get out of Palestine, but the Bush should also be impeached for "killing" her son.

"We cannot allow the precious—albeit hoary—old chestnut of impeachment to be deployed this early, " said Dean. "And if we have to forcibly remove this woman's fingers from the "I-word" trigger, we'll do it—with litigation."

Dean also says that Sheehan's expanding platform that now includes removing American support from Israel "cuts a little too close to the party line" for them to ignore.

"Nobody's more anti-Semitic than the Democratic party," he said. "Well, except maybe the United Nations, but other than that, we're top of the world on it. And nobody's going to take that away from us without a fight."

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