The Therapist

Susan Sarandon Doesn't Want You To Forget Hurricane Katrina

Yes, that's right. The perpetually-stupid actress is afraid that the horrid lessons from hurricane katrina will be lost on America unless we are treated to endless footage of the aftermath.

The equally-touched writer must've been so smitten with his/her contact with cement-head that they lost all sense of proprtion with regards to the carnage. Either that or Ray Nagin's ghost writing as a non-de-plume:

The hurricane left thousands dead and many more people homeless and desperate,
and activist Sarandon is delighted with the relief effort so far.

I'm assuming that when they say "thousands," they mean 1,069.

Idiots.

I somehow have my doubts that Daryl Worley's going to pen a country ballad to remind Americans that we were attacked on August 5th, 2005 by weather.

posted by Doofus @ 10:55 PM